yeah whatever

my hobbies include imagining I was somewhere else 90% of the time

bromancer:

bras more like why do i have to wear this

i really want my clear pink gameboy advance back.

yrelectricsurgeissweet:

It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day

lokilaugayson:

80% water
20% textpost

vocaroo:

i’m so white it physically hurts sometimes

withoutawitness:

i think the worst thing is

that i don’t actually “sigh” anymore, i just say “sigh”

neyruto:

how about a kitten apocalypse where everyone gets bitten by kittens and turns into kittens lets have one of those 

groovymuttations:

“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on

• lypophrenia: a feeling of sadness seemingly without a cause
• drapetomania: an overwhelming urge to run away
• escapism: a mental desire to retreat from unpleasant realities through fantasy
• wanderlust: a desire to travel, to understand one’s very existence
• dysania: the state of finding it difficult to get out of bed in the morning
• sanctuary: a small safe place in a troubling world
• metathesiophobia: fear of change

gabber2tag:

you’re not ready for a zombie apocalypse if you don’t own/know how to use a gun or any other kind of weapon and you basically never exercise

beyoncebeytwice:

i don’t think we’re using this site the way it was intended to be used

penotbutter:

i wil hate whoever i want thank u very much

overplayedsong:

im going to go eat my feelings catch u later

vveaboo:

the guy in an anime who always has a glare on his glasses and pushes them up when he has something to say

gyzym:

So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse ravages humanity:

1. IN THE EVENT OF AN ACTUAL APOCALYPTIC SITUATION, ASSUME THAT THE FOLLOWING THINGS ARE GOING TO STOP WORKING: running water (this includes toilets); anything that relies on electricity (this includes gas pumps); anything that relies on natural gas lines (this includes gas stoves/central heat); basically, anything that relies on there being a factory of some variety at the other end of thing you want to make do stuff. THAT’S ALL GONNA BREAK. THIS INCLUDES THE INTERNET. Thus, the most important thing to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse is: 
2. RESEARCH. For as long as you possess the internet, do everything you can to learn as much as possible. Research edible/medicinal plants (or seriously, go into a bookstore and loot your shit a guidebook, they’re not large, they sell little tiny ones, you can put it in your pocket, WHY DOES EVERYONE IN EVERY ZOMBIE MOVIE NOT DO THIS). Research, from available information, how the zombies work/which of their senses are functional—for example, if they operate largely by smell, you want to work on smelling not alive. If they operate largely by sight, DON’T LIGHT FIRES AT NIGHT. And speaking of fires…

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govinduhh:

it’s 2012 and people are still poking me on facebook

canadumb:

have people in horror movies never seen a horror movie

dietchola:

go little text posts

be free

robosexualginger:

“i am so ready for the zombie apocalypse, bring it zombies” says the middle-class white girl who never exercises, owns no weapons, and lives in a heavily populated area

if you don’t have anything nice to say then come sit next to me and we will make fun of people together

batreaux:

i’m not like most girls. my head snaps back and a giant pez candy emerges from my throat

buttgenie2:

i just fed my neopet poison jelly and it got poisoned

i don’t know what i expected